Delightful

Thanks to Thames Water, it seems that currently, there is 100 million litres of s**** floating down the River Forth past the end of my street...

Thank heaven, then for the Scottish Environment Protection Agency, which is offering the view that a 'major solution' is needed. But apart from stopping any more from leaking out, what can they do? Stand on the coastal defences at Seafield and whistle for it to start swimming back?

(Frank Boyle cartoon from Edinburgh Evening News, 23/04/07)